George Bush is sat in the oval office one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his generals. The door opens, an aide walks in...."Bad news Im afraid, Mr President...we have just had word that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq"

President Bush drops to his knees and puts his face in his hands...and starts sobbing with grief... absolutely inconsolable... the President seems to have taken the news incredibly badly... All the assembled generals can hear from the president is a mumbled "oh my god... oh my god..."

Eventually, Bush looks up to Dick Cheney through teary eyes from where he is kneeling and asks... "Exactly how many is a brazillion, Dick?"